don’t forget to…
This is what happens when you marry a man and ask him to do something. Inevitably he will forget and you will have to go to drastic measures to remind him. I’ve been known to stand on my head, recite the declaration of independence with a megaphone, wave around large Christmas Santa’s all while flashing my boobs in order […]
Garage Sale Tales
Who doesn’t love a good summer day; waking up to the birds chirping and sunlight bursting through your window? With the knowledge that the newspaper awaits on your front porch and the classifieds are chalk full of garage sales galore. And for a fleeting moment you think….it’s going to be a damn good day of […]