WARNING: for all future swingset buyers
Remember when we spent a month putting together Cardin’s swing set, which I so kindly dubbed the WOODEN JIHADIST WEASEL!! We spent a great deal of time researching what kind of swing set to buy and reading reviews from parents who had put these ridiculous contraptions together. There was obvious concern about the quality of […]
The Cleanse
The other day while I was getting SAUCY! I noticed that my feet kept getting wet. Normally I’m able to make it to the bathroom in time…..Oh wait…that story is for another blog. Listen Lady, as I was making the homemade sauce I kept noticing puddles of water appearing on the floor underneath the sink but […]
Because that’s not awkward
Last weekend we had one of my very good friends bachelorette parties. We relived our youth by getting a limo and dancing until the wee hours of the morning. We broke it down dawg. To really get the true bachelorette experience, I hit up Spencer gift shop before the party. For those of you that aren’t local, […]
SAUCY!
This summer I didn’t plant a garden. There were a couple reasons for my lack of ambition this year. One…we got a late start in the spring as we had a massive monsoon season. Two…we got bogged down putting together the WOODEN JIHADIST WEASEL! That, coupled with some other personal family crises in the early spring […]
WWF Style
Cardin has more toys than we know what to do with and I’m pretty sure they have started to procreate on their own now. I heard squeaking from the toy box the other day. I was growing tired of stepping on small plastic animals, Lego pieces, and the occasional fish cracker so I deemed Monday night “playroom […]