I stopped to get gas the other day and found this at the pump:
I’m not going to lie folks, I judge.This is why certain people work at gas stations and certain people graduate college. Many people are happy working at gas stations and I applaud their fine career aspirations, but I beg of you, do not subject us to this cruel punishment for we will make fun.
Don’t tell me you couldn’t have shouted to Johnny the stock boy and been all ‘Yo johnnnzzzz, how you spell Pre-Pay?” I would hope the two of your brains could work together to solve this puzzle.
Listen lady, I have a moral compass. I just choose not to use it.