Placebo Effect
Cardin woke up the other night with the croup and since then, her nose has been a continuous stream of snot. She still hasn’t grasped the whole “blow your nose concept” so we run after her with a Kleenex trying to keep the green slime out of her hair and mouth. Another perk of parenthood […]
Death Ray Eyes
I had a follow up doctors appointment this week after my most recent visit to the OB Triage Center. Cardin attended the appointment with me and while we sat in the waiting room, she shoved her hand down the back of her pants and went to town like a dog with fleas. Listen Lady, I […]
Ripped Seams
We spent the weekend cleaning out the garage and setting up the carpet and screens. Honestly, Brett did 95% of the work because, at this point, any sort of physical activity by me seems to trigger a relapse of intense pain. We spent a day last week back at the OB triage center, attempting to […]
Chasing Lasers
Cats are not the only mammals who will fall prey to chasing a laser beam. Small, naive children can also be subject to this form of entertainment. Often times, I see so much of my own naivety in Cardin’s antics and it makes me wonder what type of crap my parents pulled on me. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gevBfxjLBIk&feature=channel […]
Tower Power
Last week we celebrated Brett’s 31st birthday. whoooaaaa Boy, remember when I chronicled his decent to 30. Hard to believe that was a year ago. The most glorious part is…..I’m still months away from hitting 30 myself. I will always relish being younger!!!!!! There were no soiree’s out of the country this year, in fact we […]