I will pump you up!

Posted by Christine on October 29, 2012 in Uncategorized |

Here we are, in the middle of Frankenstorm, expecting to receive a huge flood of water, and the sub pump in our basement decides to crap out. Another great aspect of owning a home. It’s funny too, because for months I’ve been telling Brett that our electric bill has been SOOOO high and I cannot […]


Sorta like discovering boobs

Posted by Christine on October 24, 2012 in Uncategorized |

Rory has recently discovered his feet and toes. I knew he was on his way when he began hoisting his legs into the air; performing floor joist checks by slamming them back down. It wasn’t a surprise when he want gorilla warrior on his feet last night while we were having dinner. Listen lady, I […]


Green harvest

Posted by Christine on October 19, 2012 in Uncategorized |

I’d like to introduce you to another disgusting talent that both my children have acquired. Please note, they have in no way gotten this lovely quality from their maternal side. In fact, I’m not even sure it was a genetic factor taken from one of our 46 chromosomes when they were conceived. Listen lady, both […]


The Case of the Flat Head

Posted by Christine on October 16, 2012 in Uncategorized |

Rory had his four month checkup last week and he is in the lower percentile for his age, which doesn’t seem unusual based on Cardin’s midgety history. He weighed in at 14.5 pounds and 24.5 inches. I have a tendency to birth children with no hips/butts and those who grow at incredibly slow rates. Listen […]


Mr. Brown

Posted by Christine on October 10, 2012 in Uncategorized |

Listen lady, I have frequently blogged about Cardin’s incessant vomitting and sensitive gag reflexes. We feared any other child we brought into this world would surely have the same Olympic puking ability. I won’t lie, the amount of puke I caught bare handed was directly proportional to the length of time we waited to have […]

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