Don’t do quack, it kills

Posted by Christine on November 4, 2009 in Animals, Shopping |

Upstate New York didn’t participate in summer this year so the transition into Fall was fairly easy. I’m equally excited for this time for two reasons. First, I’m in nowhere near the amount of discomfort as I found myself this time last year as an 8 pound midget flailed around inside my body taunting me […]


$125 for that?!?

Posted by Christine on August 20, 2009 in Animals, People |

The other day I went to get my hair done for a friends wedding and as I was waiting for the stylist to finish with her last victim, an elderly woman came up to the counter to pay for her recent cut and style. Now when I say elderly, I’m not talking about “fresh from […]


Sesame Street Gone Wild?

Posted by Christine on August 12, 2009 in Animals |

What’s black, white, and hard as a rock?? …..a Panda that has fallen in cement. COME ON! LISTEN LADY, GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER. My husband claims he was picking up my daughter’s toys and he nonchalantly threw these two stuffed animals on the dresser and they just “HAPPENED TO LAND THIS WAY”. […]


Chill Out!

Posted by Christine on August 3, 2009 in Animals |

My laptop is starting to top out on the ancient side. It’s decided that it wants to throw in the white flag. I’m not overly shocked. I’ve had this behemoth since college and it served me well when I was diligently pounding out some ridiculous paper and listening to ill-gotten music. Back in the day, […]


Punxsutawney Phil

Posted by Christine on July 27, 2009 in Animals |

Just day’s ago, New Jersey police had to pepper spray an aggressive groundhog as it had attacked a local resident. The New Jersey resident told police the rodent chased him when he entered his garage and tried to get his truck. Police Officers used pepper spray in the groundhogs eyes to snare it. Listen Lady, you can’t […]

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