TMI
We spent much of the past weekend in and out of funeral homes and visiting family. The myth that things come in three’s is not really a myth at all; things really do come in three’s. On Sunday, we were at one of the funeral homes paying our respects to a family friend whose mother […]
A little snotty
We have been trying to teach Cardin how to blow her nose…..it’s not going so well. We can only get her to blow out her mouth and vibrate her lips. Not an effective snot removal technique, though it provides much entertainment httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45X0XWVMFdk
Frat Party or Toddler Time
I saw this on Facebook the other day and it pretty much describes my life perfectly right now. Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party 10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub. 9. There’s always that one girl, bawling her […]
Vertically Challenged
The other day the American Academy of Pediatrics published recommendations for new and stricter child seat laws. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for the safety of my kid. I’ve done it all…rear facing child seats, 5 point harnesses, safety seat inspections, side curtain airbags, helmets, knee pads, plastic bubbles custom fit for Cardin. I […]
ying and yang
This weekend we went out to dinner with some friends. The majority of the group felt like breakfast so we hit up Perkins. Cardin had already eaten dinner at home. She is not allowed to eat at restaurants because of the burp/gag/vomit that I’ve so eloquently divulged here before. I brought some crayons and a […]