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Speak only when spoken to

Posted by Christine on July 30, 2009 in food, People |

Listen Lady, my daughter has been trained well. I ain’t playin’ around here.  She understands that she is not allowed to speak unless she has express written consent.  We started teaching manners at the ripe age of 1 day old as she was mighty disrespectful in that whole, 18 hours of labor crap. The plan is for […]

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Rest Assured

Posted by Christine on July 29, 2009 in Uncategorized |

Hulk and Linda hogan have settled their divorce!!! THANKFULLY. I’m glad that was breaking news. Now I can sleep. Not sure about you, but I was worried for a second or two that Linda would not reap in all the benefits from his cheesy kid movies. I’m partial to Macho Man Randy Savage anyways. Who doesn’t […]

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Use By

Posted by Christine on July 28, 2009 in Men, Shopping |

I’m not what you would classify as your average packrat. I will throw things out, but there are certain items that I just don’t bother to riffle through to see if I need them or if they are good anymore.  For example, cold medication. How often do you really use cold medication that you look […]

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Punxsutawney Phil

Posted by Christine on July 27, 2009 in Animals |

Just day’s ago, New Jersey police had to pepper spray an aggressive groundhog as it had attacked a local resident. The New Jersey resident told police the rodent chased him when he entered his garage and tried to get his truck. Police Officers used pepper spray in the groundhogs eyes to snare it. Listen Lady, you can’t […]

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Here’s to marriage!

Posted by Christine on July 26, 2009 in People |

Last night we held a combined bachelor/bachelorette party for some good friends. We had planned to take a sunset cruise on Lake Ontario on a lovely catamaran dubbed, “Wild Hearts”. The name is so seductive, it makes you fall in love instantly; and then vomit a little.  After the cruise the plan was to go […]

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