Oh Thanksgiving…the time of year that we gather with family to celebrate the things we are most thankful for in our life. And we do this by strappin’ on the ol’ feedbag and chowin’ down. Don’t worry, somebody usually chucks in a “thanks for the food and for the troops, Amen” before our faces plow […]
Throne of LIES
I was standing in line at the grocery store the other day and this annoying little hairball of a child was doing jumping jacks next to me and going “MOMMY. MOMMY. MOMMY. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?” See…this is the reason I could never be a teacher. It took every ounce of strength in my body […]
Scalpel…. IV….. Machete….. Question Mark.
When you’re driving in your Chevy and you feel something heavy….. I was out running some errands and as I was driving down a main road in our town, I noticed that an ambulance was parked off to the right hand side of the street. I don’t really consider ambulances all that uncommon so I […]
The 27 year itch?
Let’s just clear the air…it’s not crabs. Glad we got that elephant out of the room. As we roll into November I’m reminded each year by my loving family about my upcoming birthday. Usually it starts with a gentle nudge from Grandma sometime back in June with “what do you want for your birthday”. For […]
Why don’t you squat there…
A few weekends ago the weather was fairly decent so my husband and I decided to “winterize” the yard. This is the term I use to imply that we crammed everything imaginable into the shed and locked the doors for the remainder of 2009; Patio furniture, lawnmower, hedge trimmers, a church. I even managed to […]