The Craft Bazaar
Cardin is hot for crafts; anything that involves glue or sticky tape she goes ape-shit for. I give it my best attempt, but I’m not all that crafty. I think the gene may be recessive. Instead we color or marker because I’m HELLA good at staying in the lines!! Internet, I’d be valedictorian of coloring. Luckily, my […]
Contortionist Act
Cardin was playing last night and was insisting on crawling through my legs. Normally I don’t mind, except when I’m trying to walk and feel it necessary not to step on the poor kid. I offered her up an alternative thinking that this would provide a challenge. I asked her to crawl through the legs […]
OPA!
Last Friday we decided to head out to a new Greek diner with some friends. While we were perusing the menu for ourselves, there was a flurry of activity going on behind me. I paid no attention as waiters were coming and going with other patrons meals and checks. That is until there was a sudden […]
The Spring of ’79
Although not as cool as the summer of ’69, courtesy of Bryan Adams, it was nonetheless an important era in history. Today is my brother’s birthday, his 32nd birthday in fact. Four years my senior and I somehow managed to pave the way for him to live in sin with his girlfirend, get married outside […]
Snow White vs Belle
Cardin has suddenly become obsessed with Snow White. She goes through phases like this where she will watch one movie, and ONLY one movie, on continuous play for a few months. Just long enough that you would rather poke sharp sticks in your eye than hear “Just whistle while you work.” Fuck off Snow White….nobody […]