Placebo Effect
Cardin woke up the other night with the croup and since then, her nose has been a continuous stream of snot. She still hasn’t grasped the whole “blow your nose concept” so we run after her with a Kleenex trying to keep the green slime out of her hair and mouth. Another perk of parenthood […]
Death Ray Eyes
I had a follow up doctors appointment this week after my most recent visit to the OB Triage Center. Cardin attended the appointment with me and while we sat in the waiting room, she shoved her hand down the back of her pants and went to town like a dog with fleas. Listen Lady, I […]
Chasing Lasers
Cats are not the only mammals who will fall prey to chasing a laser beam. Small, naive children can also be subject to this form of entertainment. Often times, I see so much of my own naivety in Cardin’s antics and it makes me wonder what type of crap my parents pulled on me. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gevBfxjLBIk&feature=channel […]
Pile o’Pink
I was washing Cardin’s clothes over the weekend and as I was sorting through the hamper, I managed to create an entire pile of pink clothes. With the pile of clothes I sorted you would think Pink is her favorite color, but she’s adamantly stuck on blue. It’s disturbing to me the amount of pepto bismol colored clothing […]
Simma Down Now!
In recent weeks, we have noticed that Cardin’s temper and independent spirit are taking flight. For instance, last week she threw the remote control at me when I didn’t immediately respond to her request to watch a movie. And today, while at my parents house, she chucked a banana across the room in anger. “IT […]