My, what big teeth you have
I was running some errands today and happened to stop in a gift shop. As I was browsing I came across this super find.
LISTEN LADY, I HAVE TO GET ONE OF THESE!!! Anybody who cares to send one our way, please feel free to email me and I’ll give you the address.
Just look at that package. The kid on the left looks as though he is sporting an entire set of dentures at the mere age of 8 months. He even has a little comb-over going on.
Can you imagine what all the little old ladies would say? “Oh, good heavens, look at that poor baby’s mouth” or “For Pete’s sake, that’s not even funny”. (by the way, who the hell is pete?) This would certainly get their knickers in a twist.
On a side, I wonder if Billy Mays did the infomercial for this product.