At least give me spirit fingers
Yesterday, my husband and I spent time speaking with a lawyer. Relax…we are not pulling a Jon and Kate and filing for divorce through public scrutiny; though as a side note, I’m totally team Kate. We were being rational, responsible adults and drawing up our Last Will and Testament. Nothing boasts a good time like […]
She fell in a what!?!
Last night my husband was catching up on the news and he started laughing. This is of course my cue to say, “what’s so funny.” He read me a snippet of the article that he was laughing at. I must warn you though, the story I’m about to tell you is about superior knowledge of the future […]
Got Weed?
Perhaps you should consider investing in a trimmer. A freakin’ goat could do a better job, Lady.
Buttery Goodness
Listen Lady, the “N” writer had the day off.
WET SUIT meets METAL DETECTOR
When my husband and I purchased our first home we wanted to make sure we were close to both our families. We choose a lovely little suburban neighborhood, populated en masse, by elderly Italian couples. You can spot these houses immediately from the following: 1) a shrine to the Madonna in their yard under half […]