She fell in a what!?!

Last night my husband was catching up on the news and he started laughing. This is of course my cue to say, “what’s so funny.” He read me a snippet of the article that he was laughing at. I must warn you though, the story I’m about to tell you is about superior knowledge of the future leaders of our world.

Let’s start with the title of the article “Teenager Falls into Open Manhole While Texting”. I immediately did a double-take with my head and shouted “She fell in a what?” I didn’t believe this article. Surely there was no way that someone could just miss a gaping 2 foot hole in the ground RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR FACE.

What happened to teenagers being able to text without looking at the phone? Listen Lady, if I were your parents I wouldn’t invest a lot of money any activity where you need hand eye coordination. Clearly she won’t be attending the texting world championships anytime soon.

And just think, she gets to drive soon. Yippee