Commence Swelling

If you were to ask my friends to describe me in a couple words you would likely receive: Crazy and accident prone. While I have simmered since I got married and had a kid there are still the “occasional” accidents that slip through the cracks.

OK, maybe a little more than occasionally.

OK, maybe once a week I manage to injury some extremity on my body. HAPPY!

Once again, I’ve managed to sprain my ankle. I would like to tell you that I managed to do this jumping out of a plane or wrestling a crocodile. But in fact it’s far more embarrassing…I injured myself while playing Wii. Yes folks, that is correct. I managed to injury a part of my body by playing a video game. Point and mock. I deserve it.  Now in all fairness I think this occurred while I was playing Wii Basketball, but the action is really irrelevant once you combine the words injury and video game system in one sentence.

Listen Lady, in my defense, it was a really intense game of basketball I was playing against myself. I guess it really shouldn’t come as a surprise as to how I injured myself. I mean you wouldn’t think that somebody would drop a couch on their head either. I, on the other hand, have already checked that off my bucket list. Don’t be jealous, it wasn’t as fun as it sounds.

I think from now on I’m only going to be allowed to play stationary video games.