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Using your head
Santa brought Cardin Hungry Hungry Hippo’s for Christmas and, by golly am I ever glad that little game dropped into our household. It’s a knee-slapper if I ever knew one. LOUDEST GAME IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. Coming home from a hard day at work to chomping hippos is AWESOME.
Listen Lady, we’ve made some modifications to the rules. Instead of pounding on the hippo with your hand, you use your head. This will help increase massive blood flow to the brain.
Benefits of this include: elation from excessive oxygen consumption and freedom of extremities.
Side effects include but are not limited to: headache, concussion, facial scaring, optical damage, hair disasters.
Ready…..And Go