Posts by Christine:
Again with the naming shit
Cardin got a new toy so I had to name it. Please give a warm welcome to PURPLE PUSSY. She’s limber, soft, and just a little furry.
Listen Lady, you know its funny. And you know that in about 15 years when my daughter looks back and reads this blog she is going to understand why mommy started a fund for therapy instead of college.
Chill Out!
My laptop is starting to top out on the ancient side. It’s decided that it wants to throw in the white flag. I’m not overly shocked. I’ve had this behemoth since college and it served me well when I was diligently pounding out some ridiculous paper and listening to ill-gotten music. Back in the day, […]
For USA only
Recently we celebrated my friends “end of single life” with a little party. There was food, drinks, laughter, and TITTY TASSELS. Yep, I really am going there; don’t play coy, you know you’re intrigued about them. One cannot celebrate the end of singledom without a little raunchiness. It’s only fitting, we’re talking about the end of […]
Speak only when spoken to
Listen Lady, my daughter has been trained well. I ain’t playin’ around here. She understands that she is not allowed to speak unless she has express written consent. We started teaching manners at the ripe age of 1 day old as she was mighty disrespectful in that whole, 18 hours of labor crap. The plan is for […]
Rest Assured
Hulk and Linda hogan have settled their divorce!!! THANKFULLY. I’m glad that was breaking news. Now I can sleep. Not sure about you, but I was worried for a second or two that Linda would not reap in all the benefits from his cheesy kid movies. I’m partial to Macho Man Randy Savage anyways. Who doesn’t […]