Brush your shoulders off
Cardin is still sick and we ventured back to the doctor’s office last night to find out that she had a double ear infection and croup now. On a side tangent, she is only 2 years old and she knows that when the nurse calls your name, you go into the “weigh in” room and […]
Oompa Loompa
Two weekends ago Cardin started with a cold. She was congested and had a runny nose. At first we treated it as a head cold, pumping fluids and rest, but it continued and wasn’t letting up. After a few days I brought her to the doctor’s office as it seemed like she may have strep […]
Put it In, Take it Out
Cardin received a massive Playmobil zoo set from Santa this year. Two of the animal figurines were getting frisky last night. Luckily I caught it on tape. Picture this….interspecies animals gone wild. Here you will see the before image. Take note of the lighting and how the shading shows the contrast between the animals skin. […]
Twenty Eleven or Two Thousand Eleven?
I have a few resolutions this year. In no particular order, they are: -Read more books -Obtain a midget who will become my personal assistant -Blog more -Learn Karate and earn the nickname “Crazy Ninja” I’m going to bank on only 50% of these resolutions actually being achieved. Hey…low expectations, low disappointment come December 31. […]
Like a Virgin
I was playing with my daughter this weekend and she was feeding me all sorts of pre-fabricated, plastic food. Grapes, pizza, hotdogs, ice cream. Instead of gaining 400 pounds of plastic weight I decided to setup some of her dolls and let them increase their thigh size for awhile. And then this happened……. It […]