Like a Virgin
I was playing with my daughter this weekend and she was feeding me all sorts of pre-fabricated, plastic food. Grapes, pizza, hotdogs, ice cream. Instead of gaining 400 pounds of plastic weight I decided to setup some of her dolls and let them increase their thigh size for awhile. And then this happened……. It […]
The Ant Trilogy- Part II
Luckily the ants that were residing in our garage have been gone for a few weeks now and have not returned; except for one minor detail. They must have been really liked our house because they mentioned it to all their other insect friends and it has become THE RESORT to go for the summer. […]
Just eat the carrot
Parmesan encrusted chicken, garlic mashed potatoes, and a melody of mixed veggies. This was our dinner the other night. Mind you, I cooked the whole thing myself. I can be very Betty Crocker when I want and, according to my husband, I’m not half bad. The chicken was taking a little longer to cook than […]
What’s that smell?
My brother lives out of town and occasionally he comes home for the weekend to visit. Typically he gets in late Friday night, we chillax on Saturday, and before he leaves on Sunday we go out to breakfast at a local diner. The same diner we always have breakfast at. A little Greek joint where […]
Check that off my Bucket List
My parents have been hemming and hawing over redoing their kitchen floor for about 5 years now. They have a lovely shade of yellowish vinyl floor that is pulling away from the wall and turning up at the seams. My mom is a full bred Italian Stallion (kinda like I’m auctioning a horse; do I […]