‘roid rage
Yesterday I went to heat up my lunch of pizza rolls and I noted that one of the rolls could be on the mitchell report of ‘roid users. I almost asked this pizza roll to go take a drug test. Listen Lady, lay off the juice cause this game of “which one of these things […]
Stumped?
Many a moon ago, when we originally purchased our house, we had every intent of removing overgrown and unmaintained shrubage from the landscaping all in one summer. And I’m not talking small little bushes that a retarded monkey could care for. Most of these bushes were taller than I am and their roots were as thick as […]
Again with the naming shit
Cardin got a new toy so I had to name it. Please give a warm welcome to PURPLE PUSSY. She’s limber, soft, and just a little furry. Listen Lady, you know its funny. And you know that in about 15 years when my daughter looks back and reads this blog she is going to understand […]
Rest Assured
Hulk and Linda hogan have settled their divorce!!! THANKFULLY. I’m glad that was breaking news. Now I can sleep. Not sure about you, but I was worried for a second or two that Linda would not reap in all the benefits from his cheesy kid movies. I’m partial to Macho Man Randy Savage anyways. Who doesn’t […]
I think I need a bigger bag
Ah…Friday. The end of the work week and the beginning of fun. This weekend we are headed north of the border to visit Canadians. We don’t really know anyone that lives in Canada we’re just headed up there to have some poutine. Look it up my friends, it’s delicious. In reality we are going for […]