Because that’s not awkward

Last weekend we had one of my very good friends bachelorette parties. We relived our youth by getting a limo and dancing until the wee hours of the morning. We broke it down dawg.

To really get the true bachelorette experience, I hit up Spencer gift shop before the party. For those of you that aren’t local, this store carries novelty & gag items galore. It also features some extremely edgy and might I add kinky items for those that are a little more risque. I hadn’t been in the store in a couple years but from my past experiences I knew they carried edible outerwear and I thought that it would be a great gift for the party.

While I was perusing the shelves I saw a whole bunch of bachelorette party items; bride to be sashes, penis straws, shot glasses. I found a whole section of bondage items which was a new experience since most were marked beginner. What’s advanced Lady?  I was unable to find the edible section however. I wandered the store for a good 20 minutes and came to the conclusion that there was only one thing to do; Listen Lady, I was going to have to buck up and ask the 16 year old working the counter about edible underwear.

It was not one of my finer moments in life, but she was all “Oh Yea…we have that in the birthday section”.  Birthday Section?????? She took me right over to the secluded corner in the store where the edible section was. Whether or not she believed my story about the candy necklace titty tassels I was purchasing being for a friend is her perogative I suppose.