Posts by Christine:
The yellow culprit
Normally I don’t write about work, I think it’s a topic that shouldn’t be covered here. Don’t get me wrong, I like my job, I’m good at it, and I like the people I work with…we keep each other sane, I just prefer to keep that part of my life blog-less.
However, the recent actions of someone in our building has provoked so much disgust that I must divulge to you oh Internet. I work in a building with numerous suites and we have one general ladies restroom.
Normally the stalls are what I would refer to as “man clean”. They are wiped down, the floor is washed, but really….it’s not all that super cleanly. I’m pretty OCD about having a clean crapper, but maybe it’s because I can see microscopic germs with my eyes. Seriously…its my super power…don’t hate.
In the last few weeks we have had a ‘STALL URINATOR’. Let me explain. Someone goes into the SHARED women’s room and proceeds to pee ALL OVER the seat. Listen lady, I’m not talking about a little drip, I’m talking full on ‘trying to cross your own stream peeing’. It is so violent that the seat, walls, and floors are covered. You would think that a three year old boy was left to ‘paint’ the stall with his best artistic abilities.
We got so fed up with this repeat behavior that we actually taped a sign in the area of the crime scene. Maybe this will get the message across.
The Craft Bazaar
Cardin is hot for crafts; anything that involves glue or sticky tape she goes ape-shit for. I give it my best attempt, but I’m not all that crafty. I think the gene may be recessive. Instead we color or marker because I’m HELLA good at staying in the lines!! Internet, I’d be valedictorian of coloring. Luckily, my […]
Contortionist Act
Cardin was playing last night and was insisting on crawling through my legs. Normally I don’t mind, except when I’m trying to walk and feel it necessary not to step on the poor kid. I offered her up an alternative thinking that this would provide a challenge. I asked her to crawl through the legs […]
OPA!
Last Friday we decided to head out to a new Greek diner with some friends. While we were perusing the menu for ourselves, there was a flurry of activity going on behind me. I paid no attention as waiters were coming and going with other patrons meals and checks. That is until there was a sudden […]
The Spring of ’79
Although not as cool as the summer of ’69, courtesy of Bryan Adams, it was nonetheless an important era in history. Today is my brother’s birthday, his 32nd birthday in fact. Four years my senior and I somehow managed to pave the way for him to live in sin with his girlfirend, get married outside […]