Posts by Christine:
Listen Lady Jr.
Cardin said “Lady” today.
The future is near.
Now if I can just get her to say “Listen Lady”….
Twenty Eleven or Two Thousand Eleven?
I have a few resolutions this year. In no particular order, they are: -Read more books -Obtain a midget who will become my personal assistant -Blog more -Learn Karate and earn the nickname “Crazy Ninja” I’m going to bank on only 50% of these resolutions actually being achieved. Hey…low expectations, low disappointment come December 31. […]
Communal Living
I had to work from home one morning and in order to distract Cardin from wanting to touch my laptop every 5 seconds; I hauled out her crate of stuffed animals. The larger animals got set up around a blanket for a tea party. Awww…that’s cute, right? I have such a little girl who is […]
Like a Virgin
I was playing with my daughter this weekend and she was feeding me all sorts of pre-fabricated, plastic food. Grapes, pizza, hotdogs, ice cream. Instead of gaining 400 pounds of plastic weight I decided to setup some of her dolls and let them increase their thigh size for awhile. And then this happened……. It […]
The Ant Trilogy- Part III
Internet, in the last episode of this daytime soap opera that I call my life, we were frantically making phone calls to exterminators in hopes of getting rid of the crunchy insects that were dwelling all over my kitchen. Initially when I found the little buggers, my husband and I thought they were fire ants […]