Posts by Christine:
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
On our way through Canada this weekend we saw a lovely sign on the side of the highway. I always love these signs. I thought the Canadians were pretty clever with this PSA:
“BE ALERT AND ARRIVE ALIVE!”
It’s like its own tongue twister. Go ahead. Try to say it 5 times fast. Got ya, right?
Listen Lady, I’m pretty sure that if folks are unable to repeat this PSA, it may not be effective. Plus, you add a whole new dimension when you throw “eh” at the end of it.
Dance for your food, Bitch!
This weekend we hit up the Toronto zoo. For those of you who are curious, it is a wonderful zoo with lots of animals and is great for kids. It is however ENORMOUS and you must literally hike between most exhibits. No joke, I needed my boots, hiking pole, and a camelback for this place. I’m […]
I think I need a bigger bag
Ah…Friday. The end of the work week and the beginning of fun. This weekend we are headed north of the border to visit Canadians. We don’t really know anyone that lives in Canada we’re just headed up there to have some poutine. Look it up my friends, it’s delicious. In reality we are going for […]
At least give me spirit fingers
Yesterday, my husband and I spent time speaking with a lawyer. Relax…we are not pulling a Jon and Kate and filing for divorce through public scrutiny; though as a side note, I’m totally team Kate. We were being rational, responsible adults and drawing up our Last Will and Testament. Nothing boasts a good time like […]
She fell in a what!?!
Last night my husband was catching up on the news and he started laughing. This is of course my cue to say, “what’s so funny.” He read me a snippet of the article that he was laughing at. I must warn you though, the story I’m about to tell you is about superior knowledge of the future […]