Posts by Christine:
Got Weed?
Perhaps you should consider investing in a trimmer. A freakin’ goat could do a better job, Lady.
Buttery Goodness
Listen Lady, the “N” writer had the day off.
WET SUIT meets METAL DETECTOR
When my husband and I purchased our first home we wanted to make sure we were close to both our families. We choose a lovely little suburban neighborhood, populated en masse, by elderly Italian couples. You can spot these houses immediately from the following: 1) a shrine to the Madonna in their yard under half […]
Excellent Slogan
As I drove home from the office last night, I found myself in front of a large truck and it appeared to have a bumper sticker on it. Normally I don’t pay attention to bumper stickers because I think they are annoying and I detest teenage girls who put hundreds of bumper stickers on the back of their […]
Uvula vs. the Supreme Court of the United States
On July 3rd we head down to my in-laws cottage for fireworks and a ring of fire on the lake. (Yep, we celebrate July 4th on the 3rd, don’t hate). We even let our 8 month daughter hold a bottle rocket and launch it. Don’t worry…she had on gloves. Once the last firework had exploded […]