Screw you
Karma was a bitch yesterday. Brett called me when he got out of work and told me he was no longer going home to cut the grass, instead he was sitting waiting for a tow truck as one of his tires had gone completely flat. AWESOME. Since Brett would have to wait with his car, I was running […]
The Craft Bazaar
Cardin is hot for crafts; anything that involves glue or sticky tape she goes ape-shit for. I give it my best attempt, but I’m not all that crafty. I think the gene may be recessive. Instead we color or marker because I’m HELLA good at staying in the lines!! Internet, I’d be valedictorian of coloring. Luckily, my […]
Contortionist Act
Cardin was playing last night and was insisting on crawling through my legs. Normally I don’t mind, except when I’m trying to walk and feel it necessary not to step on the poor kid. I offered her up an alternative thinking that this would provide a challenge. I asked her to crawl through the legs […]
OPA!
Last Friday we decided to head out to a new Greek diner with some friends. While we were perusing the menu for ourselves, there was a flurry of activity going on behind me. I paid no attention as waiters were coming and going with other patrons meals and checks. That is until there was a sudden […]
Snow White vs Belle
Cardin has suddenly become obsessed with Snow White. She goes through phases like this where she will watch one movie, and ONLY one movie, on continuous play for a few months. Just long enough that you would rather poke sharp sticks in your eye than hear “Just whistle while you work.” Fuck off Snow White….nobody […]