Contessa Cardin
Let’s be honest here folks, I lack a certain feminine quality in my life. Sure I did the whole wedding dress and I can even manage to comb my hair most mornings, but when push comes to shove, I’d choose comfort over fashion any day of the week. My jeans range from grunge to fancy. […]
There’s Poop Momma
Last week I took a few days off because I had some scheduled doctors appointments and Cardin was also been evaluated for continued speech therapy services. With one of our free afternoons I decided to take her on a little adventure to Springdale Farm. She has visited the farm before but since they are only […]
Name Change
Things have been busy for the listen lady family lately. Cardin was re-evaluated for continued speech services, we had another spectacular wedding to attend, and my nephew Liam made his arrival in this world. It’s been a whirlwind of a week and in that time Cardin has decided to change my name. Listen Lady, I’m […]
WARNING: for all future swingset buyers
Remember when we spent a month putting together Cardin’s swing set, which I so kindly dubbed the WOODEN JIHADIST WEASEL!! We spent a great deal of time researching what kind of swing set to buy and reading reviews from parents who had put these ridiculous contraptions together. There was obvious concern about the quality of […]
WWF Style
Cardin has more toys than we know what to do with and I’m pretty sure they have started to procreate on their own now. I heard squeaking from the toy box the other day. I was growing tired of stepping on small plastic animals, Lego pieces, and the occasional fish cracker so I deemed Monday night “playroom […]