Vertically Challenged
The other day the American Academy of Pediatrics published recommendations for new and stricter child seat laws. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for the safety of my kid. I’ve done it all…rear facing child seats, 5 point harnesses, safety seat inspections, side curtain airbags, helmets, knee pads, plastic bubbles custom fit for Cardin. I […]
The Surprise
This Lady has been out of commission for a few days due to the death flu. HOLY HELL. Cardin got this stomach bug while we were up in Canada and then she infected my parents, myself, and Brett. I think it’s now spreading to the extended family as well. Since you routinely come here for too […]
From one decade to another
It’s finally here, Brett’s Dirty Thirty!!!! Listen Lady, I’ve waited with patience and counted the minutes till I could announce that Brett has now started his 3rd decade on this earth. Each time I get to say that I do a little clap, ya know like those street performer monkeys who clap really fast and wear the fez hats. […]
The next Picasso
5 more days. We’re down to one hand ladies and gentlemen. This is like Christmas for me. Today is marker art day. Last night Cardin and I were drawing with markers. Mind you, I draw like a 5th grader, but this is my meek representation Brett’s life, as depicted across a timeline. (PS. This looked […]
A Whale of a Tale
Yesterday was quite the day for us. It started at 6 am with a wind storm that was blowing small dogs around our yard. I’m not kidding, Toto was waving to me. I looked outside and noted that the garbage and recycling that was curbside had been strewn about the yard and down the street. […]