Tivo saves the day again…
I was watching sesame street the other day with my daughter and Elmo was talking about noses. The furry red monster was asking kids if all different objects have noses. He asked if a bowl could have a nose or a baseball glove. And then he asked if an airplane could have a nose. Tell […]
$125 for that?!?
The other day I went to get my hair done for a friends wedding and as I was waiting for the stylist to finish with her last victim, an elderly woman came up to the counter to pay for her recent cut and style. Now when I say elderly, I’m not talking about “fresh from […]
Walmart Muse.
I was just checking my email and ya know how companies pay for their ad to pop up ALL over the Internet browser and how completely annoying and equally brilliant this idea is because inevitably, I’m going to look at the damn advertisement. This time around, the ad was for the Walmart clothing line “Grananimals” and I was […]
Crazy Wet Suit Update
SO….remember when I wrote about crazy wet suit man? Well Internet…you need an update. After the whole metal detector escapade to dig up any left over Madonnas, wet suit man decided to go on an archaeological dig in his front yard. I swear to you, one morning I left for work and he was out […]
Stalker
Obsessed much? Damn kid, I think we’re clear on my name! I fear this will lead to that 4 year old standing in the aisle at the grocery store, incessantly saying “mom, mom, mom, mom” without taking a breath and without GIVING ME TIME TO RESPOND! httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4kIqE6n-h4