More Crack than a Plumber
Remember that whole “bad shit happens in threes”? I think we’re finally out of our rut Internet. Listen Lady, you recall Fridgemageddon and then we Dropped it Like its Hot. Well about 3 days after we replaced the hot water heater we came home to find a pool of water on the kitchen floor in front […]
Drop it Like its Hot
Sunday night I went downstairs to clean out Ninja’s liter and discovered what appeared to be little, wet paw prints all over the carpet. At first I was concerned that my four legged mammal had taken to pissing all over the basement carpet. This was only negated when I noticed that the giant artificial Christmas tree boxed up behind Ninja’s liter was […]
Fridgemageddon
When we bought our house, part of the agreement was that the old residents would leave the appliances in the kitchen. All of the appliances were next to new and since we were coming from an apartment, anything would be better than the propane powered camp stove and well water we were used to functioning […]
Through the looking glass
Somewhere back in May, when I was diligently doing the spring cleaning, I managed to rip the screens out of all the windows for a good clean down. Having owned a house for 5 years now, I should know better. One project inveitably leads to another; no task can ever be a simple, one step […]
Maurice the Maple
Last fall we started by laying out a brick border and ordering 5 yards of dirt. In case you didn’t know….that’s an f’in lot of dirt. Since it was so late in the season we didn’t plant anything then and decided to let the dirt settle over the winter. The weeds weren’t looking all that […]