Stalker
Obsessed much? Damn kid, I think we’re clear on my name! I fear this will lead to that 4 year old standing in the aisle at the grocery store, incessantly saying “mom, mom, mom, mom” without taking a breath and without GIVING ME TIME TO RESPOND! httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4kIqE6n-h4
Child Exploitation. Question Mark.
I’ve decided to market my blog in a never before used method; child exploitation. Relax, she’s not running drugs for me, she doesn’t even know about the special room in the basement where we grow “plants”. I can just see all of you… opening another tab on your Internet explorer window, looking up the number […]
‘roid rage
Yesterday I went to heat up my lunch of pizza rolls and I noted that one of the rolls could be on the mitchell report of ‘roid users. I almost asked this pizza roll to go take a drug test. Listen Lady, lay off the juice cause this game of “which one of these things […]
Stumped?
Many a moon ago, when we originally purchased our house, we had every intent of removing overgrown and unmaintained shrubage from the landscaping all in one summer. And I’m not talking small little bushes that a retarded monkey could care for. Most of these bushes were taller than I am and their roots were as thick as […]
Make a BIG statement…
I get enough junk mail to paper machete a few hundred body casts. Most of the crap I just end up throwing out because I don’t have enough time to pick my own wedgies let alone read 25 magazines. There are the occasional few that I do browse though and did I ever find a […]