Final Results
After an numerous hours of preparation, days of physical labor and construction, late nights, and a few minor splinters I give you the final product of WOODEN JIHADIST WEASEL!!!!! I don’t know how many times I read the instruction book and was baffled by their explanation of what to do next, screeching loudly, “Come Again?” All […]
Maurice the Maple
Last fall we started by laying out a brick border and ordering 5 yards of dirt. In case you didn’t know….that’s an f’in lot of dirt. Since it was so late in the season we didn’t plant anything then and decided to let the dirt settle over the winter. The weeds weren’t looking all that […]
Bare Bottoms & Pizza Crust
Cardin was playing with a Snow White Barbie doll this weekend, prancing it around the house in her own pretend world, when I notated that Snow White had been stripped of her dress and was flying around naked. At first I was a little shocked because…well Barbies are pretty hard to dress and undress for […]
Going Green
I ordered Brett’s father’s day gift and it arrived last night via FedEx. Props to my cousin who works for the carrier, I was rather impressed on the speed of your delivery service. 5-8 business days was 2 day shipping. SCORE. Next time I need to deliver a vital organ I know what carrier I’m choosing. […]
Top or Bottom?
The last two weeks have been spent with a naked wrist and in a dazed state as to the actual time of day because my watch took a dive off the deep end on me. I’m pretty rough on my watches and I’m really particular on the type of watch style I will wear, so to […]