The Amnio
We are rounding the corner on having this baby and I cannot wait! The other day, I scheduled an amniocentesis for May 10th. Provided that the results of the amnio show that Rory’s lungs are out of their fish like state and strong enough to handle the toxins that seep out of Cardin’s butt, I will […]
Death Ray Eyes
I had a follow up doctors appointment this week after my most recent visit to the OB Triage Center. Cardin attended the appointment with me and while we sat in the waiting room, she shoved her hand down the back of her pants and went to town like a dog with fleas. Listen Lady, I […]
Not like the other
Last summer I broke my spectacles; right at the corner, where the band flexes to open or close. YEA. AWESOME. Except, at that point, the glasses were fairly new and I was fairly pissed as I had spent over $400 on them. Since I don’t regularly wear my glasses and our vision insurance was awful, I […]
Toe Jam
The other night, Cardin and I were playing with some dinosaurs. Suddenly, during the middle of playtime, she’s all “I need to check my toe jam momma”. I’m not really sure how she comes up with these ideas while she plays; its as though they suddenly pop into her head. Maybe its the ADHD impacting […]
The Plunge
Today we’re delving into the world of poop. It’s going to be total TMI. Though over the top exaggeration is what I do best and that is why you routinely stop by. So a week ago, I wrote about the whole potty training deal with Cardin. After you have a kid, you’d be completely astounded […]