Throne of LIES
I was standing in line at the grocery store the other day and this annoying little hairball of a child was doing jumping jacks next to me and going “MOMMY. MOMMY. MOMMY. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?” See…this is the reason I could never be a teacher. It took every ounce of strength in my body […]
Don’t do quack, it kills
Upstate New York didn’t participate in summer this year so the transition into Fall was fairly easy. I’m equally excited for this time for two reasons. First, I’m in nowhere near the amount of discomfort as I found myself this time last year as an 8 pound midget flailed around inside my body taunting me […]
Got a little Gas?
SERIOUSLY considering making this Cardin’s 1st Halloween Costume. It’s amazing. And with the amount of gas this kid actually expels it’s pretty much spot on. Listen Lady, I only have a couple years to pick out her outfit before she goes all slutty pirate on me.
My…that’s a lovely blouse.
Internet, have I informed you lately of how much I despise shopping in a store. I never have time to get out to the store and that doesn’t bother me one bit. I’m the kind of person who lays out a plan of attack when I am forced to go to the store. I don’t dilly dally […]
Speed Racer
Today we were walking into our local home improvement mega store and as we approached the entrance I caught a glimpse of speed racer. Go Speed Racer Go! He even had a companion. Ok, so it really wasn’t speed racer, it was even better. Are you ready for it…cause I don’t think you can comprehend the excitement. […]