Make a BIG statement…
I get enough junk mail to paper machete a few hundred body casts. Most of the crap I just end up throwing out because I don’t have enough time to pick my own wedgies let alone read 25 magazines. There are the occasional few that I do browse though and did I ever find a […]
Use By
I’m not what you would classify as your average packrat. I will throw things out, but there are certain items that I just don’t bother to riffle through to see if I need them or if they are good anymore. For example, cold medication. How often do you really use cold medication that you look […]
My, what big teeth you have
I was running some errands today and happened to stop in a gift shop. As I was browsing I came across this super find. LISTEN LADY, I HAVE TO GET ONE OF THESE!!! Anybody who cares to send one our way, please feel free to email me and I’ll give you the address. Just look […]
Creeper
Today I ventured to the grocery store to stockpile baby food as though we were anmials hording for the winter. We also needed to gather some necessities for the July 4th weekend (beer, rubbers…ya know the typical picnic items). My 8 month old daughter decided to tag along for the trip in order to get in some peak […]
Garage Sale Tales
Who doesn’t love a good summer day; waking up to the birds chirping and sunlight bursting through your window? With the knowledge that the newspaper awaits on your front porch and the classifieds are chalk full of garage sales galore. And for a fleeting moment you think….it’s going to be a damn good day of […]