What a difference a year makes…
The Pittsburgh Zoo has a display that shows you the heights of different species of Elephants. You can stand next to the display and take a picture. Since we visited this zoo two years in a row we stood Cardin next to the display so we could get a height difference. For how petite she […]
WHOOPEE
I know you routinely come here for to much information, but we won’t be discussing sex today so please don’t infer too much from the title. Instead I’d like to indoctrinate you into the world of whoopee cake. Behold it’s glowing white domes of magnificence, each wave delicately draped over moist chocolate cake to form […]
PEMDAS my ass
A month ago we noticed that the bathroom window was starting to rot on one of the corners. We had previously replaced the front living room picture window with a local company so we called them back up and they came out and gave us a quote for replacing the bathroom window, which included a […]
Maurice the Maple
Last fall we started by laying out a brick border and ordering 5 yards of dirt. In case you didn’t know….that’s an f’in lot of dirt. Since it was so late in the season we didn’t plant anything then and decided to let the dirt settle over the winter. The weeds weren’t looking all that […]
Tea Time
When we were little we used to go to my grandma’s house every Sunday afternoon. Like clockwork. This used to be a typical Sunday tradition. Your homework had better be done and “no, you cannot go play with your friends because we’re having sauce at 2 and going to grandma’s house at 4”. It was one of my favorite […]