Wherein we dismantle the TV stand
Brett turns 30 in 40 days, not that I have a countdown going or anything. Originally we were going to go to Vegas and celebrate his birthday and our 5 year anniversary. That didn’t work out so well when we had a big snowstorm and I found out that I needed new tires; $900 later, […]
Is it safe to build a fire indoors?
Remember when you were a kid and you got all excited to run out after school and get the mail, hoping that there would be mail with your name embossed onto the envelope. A small cheering squad would appear, playing pomp and circumstance, as you opened the mailbox and reached your hand in to behold […]
The Sky is Falling
Before Christmas we noticed that the bathroom ceiling was starting to crack a bit. Strange? We live in a ranch so there is no weight on the ceiling and our attic has blown insulation which prohibits us from going up there. My theory at the time was to just ignore these tiny cracks as I […]
Eye can see clearly now
Proof that I lack common sense: 6:30 am- Snooze alarm 6:45 am- FINE. I’ll get up already 6:46 am- Put on jeans and a semi decent t-shirt. Meaning I can’t wear the t-shirt that shows a toaster saying “I want you inside me” to the piece of toast 6:50 am- Pee. Wash face. Comb Hair. […]
$2.67 a month
I harp and harass my parents quite often; it’s my duty in life. I had every opportunity to be a fancy lawyer or a well educated doctor. Instead, I took the road less traveled and decided to be a thorn that forever looms in their presence; even this blog is a source of heart burn […]