The grab & go
Shortly after Rory discovered that he had hands and could use them to clutch objects, we witnessed the first of his manly readjustment sessions during a diaper change. As soon as the diaper is off, his hand is down there, rooting around and readjusting his junk. And here I am, yelling over the baby monitor…”BOY….you […]
Petting zoo of filth
Over the weekend we took the kids to an indoor “petting zoo & carnival”. Let me just lay the foundation for you here Internet. We got the true “carni” experience; from the missing teeth to the robust bellies, the uncleanly attire, all the way to the rather crass attitude. It was basically a clusterfuck of […]
Bloodlust
I have many nicknames for Rory; tank, bull, Godzilla, baby Rambo. This weekend he proved his bulldozer tendencies by giving me the mother of all fat lips. Listen lady, I looked like a victim of raging domestic violence fight. Rory bashed me hard enough with his forehead that my tooth went through my lip and […]
Rory has the clap
The other day, Rory was racing around in his walker like one of those NASCAR racers. I have all my teeth, so I’m not “in the know” on any of their names. Except the woman one; Danica. I’m fairly sure I’m required to know her name since we utilize godaddy.com to host this domain. That […]
Baby porpoise
Look…he is destined for life as a dolphins fan. It’s a pre-determined trait. httpv://youtu.be/FIMLydMYGiU No idea where this noise originated from, he just started making it the other day and now that’s pretty much the only noise he makes.