the 5 am vomit
Just as a reminder: Nov- Cardin is born (YAY) Nov- June- the rockstar child throws a kegger in her crib every night from the hours of 2 am- 4 am. She likely learned this behavior from her father. If you can’t count, that’s SEVEN MONTHS of NO SLEEP. SEVEN. one. two. three. four. five. six. seven. S.E.V.E.N. June- […]
Where were you?
8 years ago we watched as the twin towers crumbled in NYC. Each anniversary I remember where I was and what I was doing when I first heard that airplanes had flown into the towers. If you think about it, it’s funny that such a traumatic event I was merely watching on TV made my mind focus […]
That will require a tourniquet.
Last week I spent my days in a training class for work, so my desk looked like it projectile voimted paper, post-it notes, and notepads. The volcanic eruption required a few minutes of my attention this morning to get things back to “normal” state for me; which is really only a version of semi-chaotic. In my attempt to clean/organize all […]
Commence Swelling
If you were to ask my friends to describe me in a couple words you would likely receive: Crazy and accident prone. While I have simmered since I got married and had a kid there are still the “occasional” accidents that slip through the cracks. OK, maybe a little more than occasionally. OK, maybe once a week I […]