May Result in Suffocation
With the cooler weather starting to touch down I cleaned out some of Cardin’s winter clothes that no longer fit her. Of course I no longer had any room in the numerous 18 gallon totes we have downstairs holding Cardin’s other baby clothes, so I headed off to Target. I picked up a new tote […]
Flashy Lights & the Promise of Rock n’Roll
Listen Lady, remember how we discussed the evolution of my daughter into a little diva and how she graced our home with her new light up princess sneakers. Here is a great story Internet….after two days of clomping around the house in the princess sneakers, the lights on the left shoe gave out. OUT. I have three theories on […]
Because that’s not awkward
Last weekend we had one of my very good friends bachelorette parties. We relived our youth by getting a limo and dancing until the wee hours of the morning. We broke it down dawg. To really get the true bachelorette experience, I hit up Spencer gift shop before the party. For those of you that aren’t local, […]
Because we always have to make a scene
I took Cardin to the mall on Monday night as I was in search of a fancy shirt for a bachelorette party and by golly did we ever cause a spectacle. Internet, we’ve talked before about how shopping isn’t my forte, but I had a coupon and while my t-shirt that reads “spooning may lead to forking” […]
Top or Bottom?
The last two weeks have been spent with a naked wrist and in a dazed state as to the actual time of day because my watch took a dive off the deep end on me. I’m pretty rough on my watches and I’m really particular on the type of watch style I will wear, so to […]